200 situps, on to planks

Abs are boring.

hamsy asked: Dear getyourjuiceon, I think steamed broccoli smells like farts. Help? Thanks, -Domenick>

getyourjuiceon:

you are correct. so eat it RAW :) or juice it.. i could never eat a whole broccoli stem but i juice several at at a time so i get all those vitamins. Mmmm 

Oh!  Come to think of it, I’ve never actually tried raw broccoli.  I just didn’t think it was something you could eat raw.  Less work for me!  Thanks.

Above: Broccoli Treehouse by Brock Davis (Yes, BROCK Davis)

Was chopping up some turkey breast

and I couldn’t stop laughing.  

I thought about a stupid tweet I made and I giggled…and then I thought it was funny that I giggling so I laughed harder

…and then I realized that I was laughing at the raw turkey breast that I was chopping up and that made me laugh even more.  

…Then my roommate yelled at me to tell me that her feet were blue and I thought that was funny.  To which she was extremely annoyed that I was laughing for no apparent reason…which was actually really funny to me.

I was laughing so much, I had to sit down.  And nothing was really funny enough to merit me laughing that much.  It was as if I was high.

I usually don’t exercise in the middle of the day like I did today.  I got a good jog in after not working out and being cranky for a week.  I blame that.  Mmm, seratonin.

fitness fail, i’m a mess

I need to call it quits on my muscle building diet and workout plan for now.

I have no appetite, I can barely keep food down, and I can’t sleep.  Doing 3000 calories a day and working out four times a week is overwhelming.  And I feel overwhelmed as it is.  

I don’t know what’s wrong with me; I’m a mess.  Sorry fitblrs.